I represent many different things...

blacks, whites, gays, flakey doll collectors and manufacturers ...

I'm a Diamond Geezer...

... off to see Marina and the Diamonds tonight. I've been right la-de-daing about her for ages so I'm looking forward to seeing her live. She's gonna be bigger than J_lo's ass this year.

How papally novel ...

... it's the first time I've known a man in a frock to be a raging homophobe. He hates the gays but he loves a kiddy fiddler.

I'm back ...

...to talk to myself! After a year and a half away I thought I'd potter on in here again and empty the dustbin of my mind in the guise of a blog.

I gotta coo over Gareth Pugh.

What the hell is this? What a clumsy, btec diploma attempt at fashion! And this guy's rubbish was all over Selfridges today - notices were calling him the 'bad boy of fashion'. As if this sort of ridiculous moniker can imbue an untrained wannabe with an ounce of credibility. Sure his delegation skills are good - he got some talented people to work on parts of his collection. When is this bubble going to burst? When is some little fashion boy going to stand up and say 'but the King is naked!' - oh, I just did! House of Holland? House of Crap!

Object of desire