Loving this Nick Walker work ...

... which is in Paris. Is he the new Banksy?

Daphne Guinness at McQueen Funeral...

... Daphne in an amazing voluminous cape from McQueen's 2002 collection, stunning.

Feeling cocky...

... now, remind me again why Madrid fashion week ain't all that big? Isabel Mastache (Moustache, Must dash?) created this cheeky little look that's definitely gonna be filtering down to the high street, we'll all be wearing penis trousers this time next year.

Could someone pass me a kleenex...

... love the Gaga, truly mad as a sock full of frogs. Here she is just arriving at the Brits ceremony taking place tonight in ye olde London Town. Apparently she is on to her third set for the gig, she dumped the original and, in so doing, lost her prime time 9 pm slot. She ditched it in favour of a sombre tribute to Alexander McQueen but was subsequently talked out of this for fear it would look crass - you betcha!! So, it's all change again. Apparently there's a green Rolls Royce gathering dust back stage that was part of the original plan!

Following the Snickers commercial below ...

... I realised that I turned into a Beth Ditto looky-likey when I got hungry and tried to eat my own feet.

On the subject of campest things ever...

... what? You weren't talking about campest things ever? Well, we were - YOU!

Anyhoo, back to the point - this is gay, in a good way!

You've got to start with the simple things...

...I feel you've got to teach a nation the basics to help them get over a genocide. For example, learning how to serve a simple afternoon tea can deplete all those anxty old emotions induced by rape and actual bodily harm. Follow the link to see what we mean - (dunks a tea bag in an expressive way while pointing to the link right here)> Learning to be civilised